this is what happened to me today, I shall set the scene:
It's approx 4pm on a dull Thursday afternoon and I'm waiting patiently for my lunch to arrive so I get bored and decided that it would be a good idea to try to wear the killer heels again (every woman has a pair of these shoes! They are way too pointy & high to ever be worn never mind walked in.)
Anyway.. the shoes go on & I'm wobbling around the floor on them like a dork... they look fantastic when I stand still... when all of a sudden there is rather a lot of steam coming out of the kitchen - and this time it wasn't Neil blowing a gasket, rather the pipe from the combi ( a oven which uses steam as well as dry heat to cook)has come loose.
My dedication seems to know no bounds cause there I am... trying to shed those darn shoes cause all I was worried about was the christmas puddings that where in the bloody combi.
Water was all over the floor, my lunch was getting cold and the shoes are hurting me.
So here is my advice on how to survive Thursdays:
Don't try to wear the pointy high shoes, even if it's only for a laugh.
Get your lunch as early as you can.
Make sure all connections to the combi are secure.
Get some wellington boots.
The kitchen floor is now very clean.
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