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Sunday, November 12, 2006

Mustard Man

Rules for Saturday night service if your name is Malachy
You must not wear guddies (we don't know how to spell that).
You will be grateful to us even if we bring you French mustard.
You may NOT smoke at the table.
You will occasionally order something other than steak.
You will wear a proper jumper (not something the rest of the normal population would burn).
You will not diss the Post office.
You will give more than 5 hours notice of intent to dine with us!!

Now just because you are a member of the divine comedy doesn't mean that you can come to our fantastic restaurant dressed in such an unkept manner! we know that you can eat your dinner without mustard... so you are just going to have to from now on!!
Ha... hows that for derogatory

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